Hamcracker and Porkhollow

D&D NPCs from my 3.5/PF game.

Jake Hamcracker and Elwood Porkhollow are inseparable dwarven bodyguards with a greater calling - some might even call it a mission from god. Best friends and partners in business. They're competent, dapper, and capable of improvising to amazing extents. Three things mark them apart from other muscle-for-hire, though; their incapability of landing a long-term contract, their apparent musical ability, and their proclivity for encountering spatial anomalies - reluctant frequent flyers of interplanar passages. They don't always know where they're going to be at the end of the day, so the best they can do is the job that's in front of them.

Still, with their diverse skillsets and amiable demeanors, they always seem to land on their feet wherever they are.

(Not too much of a leap to figure this one out. :v)